GOD BLESS

Dear reader,
TUMS the Zine is most pleased to announce the much anticipated release of TUMS Volume V, which deals with the most pressing issue of our time - marriage and romance. This issue was intended to be released on St. Tumsentine’s Day, however it was delayed due to difficulties in the implementation of our new wealth re-distribution program. The Editorial Convention unanimously decided to bring forward the process of proletarian revolution by redistributing the hoarded wealth of bourgeois intellectuals and lumpen reprobates such as ourselves to deserving oil rig workers, GWOT (/gwōt/) veterans, actively serving soldiers, and farmers of the Tumming proletariat. We also would like to announce the arrest of the thief and traitor Pervert Hunk, who’s fair trial by the UNITED STATES JUSTICE SYSTEM has been fast tracked. TUMS the Zine will be following the trial closely.

Tums the Zine will also be opening up its archive of revered back issues to the general public.

Due to a recent vacancy in contributors, the Editorial Convention would like to open submissions for the upcoming Issue of TUMS The Zine to the general public. The upcoming issue will deal with TUMS plans for WORLD DOMINATION.

GLORY TO THE TUMMERS OF THE WORLD!

PLEASE email tumsthezine@gmail.com TODAY!

GOD BLESS

ISSUE ARCHIVE
TUMS 5
TUMS 4.5
TUMS 4

Website ARCHIVE